There is a story somewhere in all of this. It is probably about pirates.
Love: Planks. The long kind. With sharks at the bottom.
Hate: Scurvy.
There is a story somewhere in all of this. It is probably about pirates.
Being a penguin would be awesome. I could slide around on my belly and do extreme tricks like a double-indie half cab stale fish Jesus air5000 into a reverse nose whalebone. Man, that would be sweet.
Free coffee is the greatest thing in the world. I like to drink eight cups of it, then bite on a pen to keep from chomping my tongue off.
Think about the term "drive-thru window." That is one hell of a misnomer.